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Myspace and the Daily Show!!

A Decade Ago...

10 years ago

Body: Ten years ago, it was spring 1996. Take this survey, post the results, and see how many things have changed since then.

1) How old were you? 16

2) What grade were you in? Junior in High School

3) Where did you go to school? Shenendehowa, Baby!

4) Where did you work? work? I played soccer for a living

5) Where did you live? Clifton Park, NY

6) How was your hairstyle? probably in a pony tail-

7) Did you wear braces? no

8) Did you wear contacts? yes

9) Did you wear glasses? no

10) Who was your best friend(s)? Maria, Anne, Jenn...it was high school..everyone was your friend!

11) Who was your boyfriend/girlfriend? Steve,John,Shawn,ahhhh...memories. I "dated" a lot my junior year~ did I say dated I meant to say made out

12) Who was your celebrity crush? ??? Leo? Geez..don't remember

13) Who was your regular-person crush? JOHN GILSON

14) Were you a virgin? Oh hell to the yes and proud of it!

15) How many piercings did you have? just ears

16) How many tattoos did you have? none

17) What was your favorite band/singer? Well, NSYNC wasn't out yet...

18) Had you smoked a cigarette yet? yes, I was a bad girl

19) Had you gotten drunk or high yet? See above (very bad girl)

20) Had you driven yet? yes!

21) If so which car? Buick 89 Century...rocked it

22) Which of your pets from then are still alive? none of them =(

23) Looking back, are you what you thought you would be in 2006? Probably pretty close

American Idol?

What kind of drugs is Paula taking? Seriously. She's insane.

Dick, George, and KFed

What do you get when you mix Dick, George, Kfed, and Myspace?? Watch and find out!

http://www.dumpalink.com

Another one!

Best, Worst, Last, First, Today, Tomorrow, Favorites, and Currently.

B e s t
1. Male friend: Brian
2. Female friend: I'm blessed with a few
3. Vacation: Myrtle Beach...best memories
5. Memory: High school
6. School Year: 11th

W o r s t
1. Time of day: really early morning
2. Day of the week: Monday
3. Food: olives
4. Memory: soccer injury

L a s t
1. Person you saw: Brian
2. Talked to on the phone: Lauren
3. Text: Maria
4. IM: I don't do that

T o d a y
1. What are you doing now: typing on the computer
2. Wearing: fleece and gauchos
3. Better than yesterday: so far, so good

T o m o r r o w
1. Is: saturday, brian's home! yea!
2. Got any plan : not yet, but something is always brewing
3. Goal: sleep, eat a little, and have fun!
4. Dislikes about tomorrow: vacation is coming to an end
5. Likes about tomorrow : Saturday rocks!

F a v o r i t e
1. Number: 5
2. Song: Tiny Dancer
3. Season: Fall
4. State: NY

C u r r e n t l y
1. Missing someone: yes
2. Mood: feeling groovy
3. Wanting: my grass to be planted

True or False?

I am a cuddler- sometimes

I am a morning person- usually, I am chipper in the morning

I am a perfectionist- not at all

I am an only child- nope

I am currently in my pajamas- sort of

I am currently suffering from a broken heart- nope

I am addicted to my myspace- false

I am very shy around the opposite gender at first- used to be

I bite my nails - true!

I can be paranoid at times - true

I currently have a crush on someone - not really

I currently regret something that I have done- of course..many mistakes in the past

When I get mad I curse frequently - f*!@ yea!

I enjoy country music - love it

I enjoy jazz music -occasionally

I enjoy smoothies - i do like smoothies

I enjoy talking on the phone - most of the time

I have a hard time paying attention at school - true

I have a hidden talent - i don't think so

I have a lot to learn - TRUE

I have something on my mind- always

I have a tendency to fall for the "wrong" guy/girl?- used to be the case

I have at least one brother and/or sister - true

I have been to another country - true

I have been told that I am smart - only by a few people, usually its the opposite

I have been told that I have an unusual sense of humor - true

I have broken a bone - True

I have bathed someone - hmm, depends on what you mean by bathed?

I have changed a diaper- true

I have changed a lot over the past year- a little

I have done something illegal - true

I have had major/minor surgery -true

I have killed another person - false

I have had my hair cut within the last week - false

I have had the cops called on me- not me personally, but yes

twenty two questions:

Two Names You Go By:
1. Maureen
2. Mo (mo-dawg, moses, mosephina, momar, that list goes on and on)

Two Parts of Your Heritage:
1. Irish
2. German

Two Things That Scare You:
1. Death
2. Horror Movies

Two Things You Are Wearing Right Now:
1. Tee Shirt
2. Pants

Two Things You Want in a Relationship:
1. Respect/Trust/Love
2. The "small" things...they really do matter.

Two Physical Things that Appeal to You About the Opposite Sex:
1. Eyes
2. Receding Hair line (that's for you, Bri!)

Two of Your Favorite Hobbies:
1. SHOPPING!
2. Soccer/Playing with Murph

Two Things You Want Really Badly:
1. Endless bank account
2. Long, Happy Life

Two pets you had/have:
1. Murphy
2. Ocho/Peanut

Two Favorite Sports:
1. Soccer
2. Basketball

Two things you did last night:
1. Planted trees/plants
2. Had chinese food

Two shows you like to watch currently:
1. The Office
2. Veronica Mars

Two Favorite Subjects in School:
1. Reading
2. Social Studies

Two Favorite Places to eat:
1. Dublin Inn
2. Ravenswood

Two People that live in your house:
1. Brian
2. That scary dwarf who we keep locked up the basement - he's really good at laundry

Two things you like about yourself:
1. Good friend
2. Great taste in men

Two things you ate today:
1. Coffee
2. Coffee

Two things you're doing tomorrow:
1. sleep
2. watch tv

Two things you don't like:
1. bug bites
2. dishonesty

Two people that make you laugh:
1. Rez
2. Brian

Two people close to your heart:
1. Brian
2. Mom/Dad

Two Longest car rides:
1. NY to Myrtle Beach- yikes, haven't done it in a while
2. NY to Phila- Love to visit Jenn, hate the car ride

So I felt a little bad about the David Hasselhoff shout out...

So here's another thing that Germans love!

Heidi Klum!

Finally...a math equation for the perfect ass!

This deserves a loud..... WTF?????

Thursday, April 13th

This article appeared in the NYPOST:

Think you've got a booty to rival Beyonce's? Now you can find out — with scientific certainty.

A team of British academics has developed a mathematical formula to determine just how perfect your posterior is.

"The perfect female derriere has firmness to the touch and a resilience that prevents undue wobble or bounce, yet looks soft with flawless skin," said Dr. David Holmes, a psychology lecturer at Manchester Metropolitan University, who devised the formula for measuring one's moons.

And the Rosetta Stone of bootyliciousness is: (S+C) x (B+F) / (T-V).

While it may look complicated, getting to the bottom of the formula is easy, Holmes insists.

First, a woman assesses her assets on a scale from 1 to 20 (1 being worst and 20 best) in the following categories:

* S = overall shape (a ripe peach being just about right)

* C = circularity (rounder is better)

* B = bounciness (less wobble is preferred)

* F = firmness (too much push to that cushion loses points)

* T = skin texture (no cellulite, please)

Then calculate this:

* V = the ratio of one's hips to waist. Finally, do the math.

While everyone may aspire to cans of J.Lo or Jessica Simpson proportions, balance is key to achieving the perfect score of approximately 80.

"Slender thighs and hip-to-waist ratio of 0.7 will frame the perfect bum, well, perfectly," Holmes said.

"Kylie [Minogue] would score amazingly well on sphericality and symmetry. Her bottom is perfect in those categories, more so than the likes of . . . Jennifer Lopez, who has a more curvy posterior," he said.

Interestingly, a poll of 2000 people across England found that while women sided with J. Lo's rump as the best, men preferred Minogue's.

But science really settles nothing, says booty expert Sir-Mix-A-Lot.

"They got to be juicy, round, with a little jiggle to it," the "Baby Got Back" rapper told The Post yesterday, laughing hysterically. "The bubbliness does matter."

But there's only one way to measure the most desirable derriere, he said.

"You know it when you see it," he said. "We could debate this all day."


Well said, Mr. Mix-A-Lot
On a side note, mine scored a *N as in Nonexistent.
Damn those Leonard butt genes!

Just kidding

just kidding on the post below, but I just couldn't help myself


damn that hasselhoff

Here's to you, Kevin!!

This is shout out to my brother in law Kevin.

Germans and Tom Cruise love David Hasselhoff!

Has that intoxicating effect that David has on Germans taken over yet?

Easter Dinner

So, I officially cooked my first Easter dinner without burning anything. This is including: ham, potatoes, corn, and dessert (tollhouse pie).

I was very proud of myself and Brian finally felt like he had a real wife that can cook and clean (ha ha)! Although he shouldn't get used to it!

woo hoo!! go me!

New Survey

40 Things You'd Never Think to Ask...

1. Have you ever been searched by the cops?
come really close, I made maria shove it down her bra

2. Do you close your eyes on roller coasters?
yes, but i really don't like roller coasters

3. When's the last time you've been sledding?
last year

4. Would you rather sleep with someone else, or alone?
someone else---and that someone is brian!

5. Do you believe in ghosts?
Absolutely!!!

7. Do you think O.J. killed his wife?
yes, that dirty man

8. Jennifer Aniston or Angelina Jolie?
Jennifer Aniston, that was an easy one

9. Can you honestly say you know ANYTHING about politics?
Yes, but not as much as I should

10. Do you know how to play poker?
I know some rules, but no.

11. Have you ever been awake for 48 hours straight?
48? No, probably about 36

12. What is your favorite commercial?
Right now, Dunkin' Donuts...doing things is what I like to do YES!

13. Who was your first love?
First love, as sorry as I am to admit it...Steve (what an ass!)

14. If you're driving in the middle of the night, and no one is around how fast do you go?
About the speed limit.

15. Do you have a secret that no one knows but you?
No. A few of the chosen ones know

16. Boston Red Sox or New York Yankees?
Red Sox.

18. How often do you remember your dreams?
only sometimes

20. Can you name 5 songs by The Beatles?
Yes.

21. What's the one thing on your mind?
getting our landscape done today...what them to do a nice job!

22. Do you believe in love at first sight?
yes, of course

23. Do you know who Ba-Ba-Booey is?
Yes. Got Sirius just to listen to it!

25. What talent do you wish you had?
I wish that I could sing....well

26. Do you like sushi?
Some.

27. Have you ever narrowly avoided a fatal accident?
Yes, scary. One minute later and I would not be here

28. What do you wear to bed?
Anything from Victoria's Secret- just kidding! usually an old t-shirt and sometimes pants

29. Have you ever been caught stealing?
No!

30. Barney or Dora?
Neither- but with Lauren's child on the way, I will have to make that decision soon. Hopefully neither

32. Rock or Rap?
Rock and rap

33. If you could sleep with one famous person, who would it be?
Paul Walker

34. Do you know anyone in jail?
sort of...never met them personally

35. Have you ever sang in front of the mirror?
All the time

37. What food do you find disgusting?
brains..yucky

38. Did you ever play, "I'll show you mine, if you show me yours"?
don't remember

39. Who is your biggest fan?
Brian or my mom

40. Have you ever stood up for someone you hardly knew?
Yes.

Thanks to Mike...

Find the celebrity in you!

You upload your picture to this website and it tells you what famous person you look like! Its fun, but not totally accurate. It said that I looked like Sarah Jessica Parker. I don't really see it, but I will take it.

Who do you look like?

I'll post more in a while

Moses...you rock man!

Even though he's been dead for thousands of years, History's Original Delivery Guy, Moses himself, seems like he just might be having the Best Week Ever!

First of all, this week marks the beginning of Passover, in which the jews honor Moses for helping free them from Egyptian slavery by having a long, confusing meal. And this weekend Christians are celebrating Easter, which doesn't really have anything to do with Moses, but he's in the Bible too, so that has to count for something.

Next, ABC is airing a very special, very unnecessary re-make of the classic film The Ten Commandments, which is all about my man Moses receiving the holy law from God, forever rendering American Idol as sinful as it is addictive (rule #1, yo).

And perhaps most importantly, the lead singer of Coldplay and his movie star wife named their newborn son "Moses", maybe after the song from his band's live album, but probably after the Old Testament figure in question. Either way, dude's having a pretty good week - way to go, Moses!

Another great post, best week ever!

The Name Game

1. YOUR ROCK STAR NAME: (first pet and current street name)
Puff Sherman

2. YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: (grandfather/grandmother on your father's side, your favorite candy)
Vera Snickers

3. YOUR "FLY GIRL/GUY" NAME: (first initial of first name, first two of last)
M Co

4. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (favorite uncle's first name, favorite color, favorite season)
Eddie Blue Spring

5. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, city where you were born)
Elizabeth Schenectady

6. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother's maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet's name)
Corrismur

7. JEDI NAME: (middle name spelled backwards, your mom's maiden name spelled backward
htebazile sirrom

8. Hot Name: (middle name, street around the corner from you)
Elizabeth Everson

9. SUPERHERO NAME: ("The", your favorite color, the automobile you drive)
The Blue Saturn

10. STRIPPER NAME: (Your second pets name & the highway closest to you)
Cocoa 87