Wilmer Valderamma...

So, I guess Wilmer was on the Howard Stern show this morning and spilled all juicy info on some of today's hottest starlets. So, who is this guy and what makes hollywood girls go gaga? Here is some of the dirt.

--Lindsay Lohan is one of the best girls he's ever had.
--Ashlee Simpson is incredibly loud.
--The first girl he dated in Hollywood was Ariana Richards... you may remember her as the kid in Jurassic Park.
--On a scale from 1-10, he gives Jennifer Love Hewitt an 8.
--Speaking of the number 8, Fez claims to be "slightly bigger" than 8 inches.
--He got with Mandy Moore when she guested on That 70s Show.
--He's videotaped himself in bed on more than one occasion, but he's erased the tapes so they wouldn't leak onto the internet.
-- He's had two women at once.
--And completely unrelated to all of this, he recently purchased Chuck Norris' old house.